What a motley crue we were today on VH1 Big Morning Buzz discussing all things Bieber’s birthday, Beyonce’s controversial zoo shoe, Michael Jordan’s love child, and The Girls Scouts banning Honey Boo Boo from selling Girl Scout cookies. Hard. Hitting. News.

…Now if someone could please pass me a box of  Samoas; this former girl scout could earn a badge for consummate cookie consumption #CookieMonster